Friday, December 31, 2010

Fight for the Cause!!

Ok so this guy is pretty FUCK-in Cool because nothing screams cool-class like pulling up to your parents house with decal on your car that says you bang sluts.  Also to all the sluts of FN-cool how do you support a slut? I assume you just sleep with them and then make them leave immediately, and then the next day you tell your buddies "Wow that girl was a FUCK-in Slut!"

Now there is one scenario that could flip this whole thing upside down, wait for it............... What if this car belongs to a girl who is a slut, asking for support. Even moreso what if this is the car of a mother of a slut asking for our help to pull her little girl from this life of slutdom. That brings up another question do they have interventions for sluts like they do drug addicts? that would be fun.

Anyways I said it once and I'll say it again the support sluts ribbon decal is FUCK-in COOL!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

What if he wants a threesome

So this guy is clearly Fuck-in Cool, but I think he is underestimating his own coolness.  I mean he has a convertible (with leather interior) and his license plate says SEATS2 so obviously there is a line of bitches waiting to go for a ride with him, know what I mean. Why else would he need to announce the occupancy level of his whip.


The real tragedy here is this man should probably own van for the amount of tail he pulls because he is Fuuuuuuuuuckin COOL!

Props to Pat Mcsizzle for the pic.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Thank you MTV

No show on MTV brings the Fuckin Cool like True Life and True Life I'm Addicted to Food surely did not let us down.  Now McDonalds may have the Snack Wrap Market cornered but our girl Jennifer has the next best thing the FAT WRAP.


Jennifer you are FUCK-in Cool and fat.

And it begins...I am Johnny and you're gonna be put in a bodybag

This is a blog dedicated to bringing you the FUCK-in Coolest from around, mostly places like Wal-Mart or Dennys or Price Chopper the day before a snow stahm. 

Now check out this little number.  This guy blessed us at Fenway Park  with a sweet mullet coming straight outta Texas. When asked about his mullet he said "Its bringing the heat just like Roger Clemens"

What can I say...

FUCKIN COOL!