The Story of the Mormon Basketball Player

So the kid from BYU gets kicked off the team for having sex with his girlfriend, I dont get the whole Mormon thing here you can have like 18 wives but pre-marital sex is off limits it makes no sense. In all reality though this kid has to be an idiot BYU is never going to be a top 5 team again he should have just denied having sex with her whats the big deal (women have no rights in that religion, right???).   Plus are you gonna tell me that when Shawn Bradley was at BYU he wasnt completely slaying it, the kid was 7'-6" of straight fire.

Another question I have is about the rules at BYU what is acceptable behavior with your girl up there holding hands?, a little dry hump? hand jobs?, blow jobs? it's mysterious. I truly believe the whole Mormon pre-marital sex thing is why John McCain chose Palin over Romney as his running mate, she is down for anything,
N E THING.

It just goes to show that a man's gotta eat. I really dont even want to write about this whole thing, I just want an excuse to post the South Park video that shows the history of John Smith and say that pre-marital is fuckin cool and Mormans are Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckin Cool.

I found this version which is German maybe and probably even funnier