Oh what a great feel good story; this couple got their lost pet back after it was lost on the T for a month; wait what is that its a pet snake. I really hate these stupid hipsters, its a pet snake, if it was a dog maybe that is a news worthy story because the dog would be all happy to see them and all that, but a snake come on. I mean what does a pet snake even do sit in a fish tank with no water and kill mice. If that snake got big enough it would have no issues with strangling and eating these stupid hipsters and you know what I say go for it snake, this blue banged dyke needs to be gasping for air on the red line. Although I take everything back if this snake was ruling the T and killing all the T rats, because nothing is more disgusting than rats, well maybe these two hipsters. Pet snake reunions are Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckin Cool.
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