Ok, if you cant quite see it this pick up has a sweet wind shield decal "HIGH CLASS REDNECK", thats fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckin cool!!! Now I am curious I would like to know a little more about the owner of this pick up. Like he lives up North so wouldnt that instantly make him a Yankee not a Redneck. So what really makes a northerner able to lay claim to the title of redneck of high class (why would you ever brag about that), at that: maybe he has all his teeth, a good factory job (say Brookfield Wire), he isnt married to his sister. Also just so everyone knows I am assuming that he is overweight and has a mullet, although the buzz-cut is a strong possibility.
Now back to the truck, there are a few things that are throwing me off from this truck being a full fledged redneck muscle machine a.) this bad-boy is street legal, it has plates b.) everyone knows that rednecks drive Chevys, they wouldnt be caught dead in a Ford, Jeff Gordon, the rainbow warrior drives Ford, the Intimidator Dale Earnhardt drove Chevy which makes Chevy a true redneck brand.
Can you be a redneck and not white trash or is a redneck just a sect of the white trash? All I know is that this guy is Fuuuuuuuuuuuckin Cool.
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