Friday, January 7, 2011

AIDS Hall of Fame




 With Roberto Alomar's pending induction into Cooperstown and his little know story of multiple women accusing him of having HIV and knowingly having unprotected sex. And, obviously we all know Magic Johnson has had HIV for about 25 years now.  Let's breakdown which Hall of Famer with HIV is more AIDS-y/better:
Note: Alomar's story can be found here
On to the battle
How he Contracted HIV
Magic-banging groupies 
Alomar-molested at age 17 by 2 dudes in new mexico (you would think it would happen in old mexico) 
Advantage- Magic

Championships:
Magic- 5x nba champ 
Alomar-2x world series champ
Advantage- Magic

All Star Game Appearances
Magic- 12
Alomar-12
Advantage- Push

Playing Controversy
Magic-played in all star game with HIV and won MVP (not switching that screen) 
Alomar- spit in umpires face (who spits?) 
Advantage-Alomar

AIDS Announcement Reactions
Magic- people question his sexuality 
Alomar- deny deny deny (hey if i dont get tested i will never know so its all good) 
Advantage-Alomar (hey he might not have AIDS thats a win there)

Family Implications
Magic- wife was preggers at the time (neither kid or wife have aids) 
Alomar- mistress claimed he force fucked aids into her then he foamed from the mouth and turned purple.  Alomar's wife backed Roberto and said he had no aids then a year later she filed for divorce and claimed he was an aids infested mess: Alomar still denies he has AIDS, now that's dedication folks.
Advantage- Magic (oh he just lights up a room!!)

Cure for HIV
Magic-lives forever he has some super cure 
Alomar- deny deny deny 
Advantage- Push (once again proving theres more than one way to skin a cat)

Post-Career
Magic: The Magic Hour 
Alomar: launched a clothing line in Puerto Rico, and beat his wife 
Advantage- Alomar (I mean come on have you seen the Magic Hour it was turrible)

HIV Awareness Efforts:  
Magic-big-time activist started the Magic Johnson Foundation 
Alomar-big-time proponent of unprotected sex and spreading HIV news to women daily 
Advantage - Magic

BREAKDOWN:
Magic-4 Alomar-3 Push-2
So in a hard fought battle Magic Johnson is the greatest HIV/AIDS infested athlete of all time.

2 comments:

  1. ADM (not mita). This blog just made my day, week, month, year, decade.... The juxtaposition of these two extremely relevant issues was uncanny . You're about 5,000 blogs away from being in the rarefied air with the likes of the stool, deadspin, ksk, cold hard facts, etc... You have found your niche, please do the whole world a favor and in the words of the Jimmy valvano. "don't give up, don't ever give up".

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  2. Straight cash from start to finish.

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