Tough Sunday in Kansas City

Ok lets just get it out of the way and say this guy is Fuuuuuuuuuuckin Cool, I am pretty sure he is also a huge fan of the Nigerian Nightmare, Christian Okoye.

But he could be so much cooler if:
A) He stands up and is wearing Zubaz

or B) He is wearing cowboy boots with shorts

Side Note: A google image search caught me off guard because the shorts and cowboy boots is a great look on hot chicks

C.) And this is the most likely scenario he turns around and has rapist glasses and a stache