Patriots - Jets THE MOVIE

Starring:

Godfrey as Deion Branch, nobody plays the forgotten son comes home better than Godfrey.

 TI as Braylon Edwards, TI did hard time and learned how to call out a brother in the clink. TI is a perfect fit as the trash talking wide out.

Gary Coleman as Ladainian Tomlinson, I hear neither of these guys are too fond of the cold weather in Foxboro.

Scotty Caan aka Tweeter from Varsity Blues as Wes Welker, the hard nosed undersized wide out with the witty sense of humor.

Shemar Moore as Jason Taylor, graceful confidence abounds.

Theo Huxtable as Brandon Spikes, we can only hope Cockroach makes an appearance.

Precious as Damien Woody, a tough upbringing and torn achilles wont stop this man who played on both sides of this heated rivalry.

Edward Furlong as Danny Woodhead, he ran with the Terminator as John Connor and now he runs with Brady as the third down back.

Xzibit as Jerod Mayo, from Pimp yo Ride straight to the Grid Iron.

 

Dr Dre (the Ed Lover one) as Vince Wilfork......The Fat Captian.

Bubba Gump as Alge Crumpler, the folks around Gillette Stadium really love his shrimp chowda.

Barry Pepper as Zoltan Mesko, Pepper can punt the shit outta the ball.

Keith Robinson as Darrelle Revis, he got sick of I love the 90's so Keith Robinson decided he would like a role on Revis Island.

Snoop Dogg as Randy Moss, the exiled Wide Receiver played by the rap mogul.

The Terminator as John Connor aka The Terminator.

Vinny Chase as Mark Sanchez, Sanchez has been about as successful at Foxboro as Medellin was in theatres.

Kevin James as Rex Ryan, because lets face it nobody in Hollywood takes shits as gross as the King of Queens and we all know Rex can clear a room with the odors coming outta him.

Kevin Spacey as Bill Belichick, he played a mastermind once as Kaiser Soze and he nailed the mastermind role once again.

AND FINALLY... Tom Brady as Tom Brady no mortal man portray the beauty with the combination of athletic prowess of Tom Brady. 

The critics have called Tom Brady "a real TOUCHDOWN!!"