Ok. So apparently Lenny Dykstra is up to it again. This time he is picking up escorts and writing bad checks. The best part of this story though is the world class writing from the Philadelphia Daily News.
Dykstra never had any problem getting to first base on the field, so one wonders: How far did he get with Foster?
See what was done here Lenny Dykstra played baseball so when he hit a single he would get to first base and getting to first base is also a sexual innuendo – FUCKIN COOL
"I was hired strictly as his companion to have drinks and conversation," Foster wrote on her blog.
Ok so Monica Foster is the escort that Nails hired, and the most unbelievable part of this line in the story to me isn’t that Ms. Foster claims she was “strictly as his companion to have drinks and conversation” (I mean who wants to talk to hookers), but that she has a blog. What does she write about? Old guys dicks?
"The amount agreed upon PRIOR to meeting was not initially to be paid via a check and absolutely no illegal or sexual activity occurred . . .
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Foster went on to explain on her blog that she went public so that other escorts won't be - you'll pardon the pun - nailed with bounced checks.
Great writing here again “nailed with bounced checks”: 1) Dykstra’s nickname was Nails 2) nailed is slang for sex and we are talking about
"Being that I most likely have little to no chance of ever recouping my losses from Lenny Dykstra I have decided to tell the truth about what happened . . . Lenny Dykstra WILL NOT EVER do this to another young woman if I can help it."
Lenny Dykstra does what he wants, when he wants, bitch!! Lenny Dykstra was on those crazy 80s Mets teams, and he loves the dip (everyone knows dip = kicking ass). Dykstra is Fuuuuuuuuuuuckin Cool.
Thank you Philly Daily
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